Trump unpredictable, if you don't realize he only does easy stuff he can personally profit from

Heroic UK troops ready to defend Ukraine once war's over

Who will be the next six Manchester United managers?

Business model dependent on drink-driving 'obviously flawed'

Nobody doing Veganuary because all that bullshit’s over

Is your penis too big? A questionnaire men will want to take

Oasis to write new Bond theme 'Fighting While Pissed'

Cotswolds gritters run out of Himalayan pink salt

How to write a blatantly made-up anecdote for social media

'Here you are, Mr Trump. We have invaded Greenland to give it to you'

Donald Trump Jr Proposes Invading Colombia Next and Stealing Whatever They Produce

Albanese Says He’s Open to a Royal Commission Into Stranger Things’ Ending

Six bands who love nothing more than a wallow in their own misery

Snowman too friendly with kids, council estate mums decide

Massive brick phones are back, claim Gen Z

Manchester United fan fears this is beginning to reflect badly on him

I went on Thomas Skinner's mental health walk and I'm lower than I've ever been in my life

I am a US soldier based in Greenland, and soon I'll be doing something really f**king stupid

Pubs closing because you don't go to pubs

Nigerian Scammer Sells Greenland to Donald Trump for 10,000 Bitcoins

MAGA Diehard Supports Trump’s Invasion of Vuvuzela

Maduro Relieved He Wasn’t Expected To Fuck Trump After Secret Flight on Private Jet

Venezuelans Unsure Which Dictator They Prefer

FIFA Peace Prize Recipient Peacefully Starts New War

Legitimate reasons why I keep you off my social media, by a boyfriend definitely not keeping his options open

Heavy snow and closed roads: should they stop you going for a drive-thru McDonald's?

Trump thinks he's done the hard bit