NOEL Gallagher has confirmed he will draw on the similarities between James Bond and their own fans in new Bond theme ‘Fighting While Pissed’.

The single, which will accompany a Bond film when they finally pick a f**king actor, will link the world of a suave superspy with that of lumpen Northern rock by focusing on what they have in common.

Gallagher said: “He’s alright, Bond. Seems like a ponce but he’s a lad.

“I’ve never been to Wigan Casino or parachuted from the Eiffel Tower, though, so I was struggling to find a way in. I could have had Liam warble a load of bullshit like Adele did, but nonsensical bullshit lyrics aren’t the Oasis way.

“But as he ordered his Martini shaken not stirred then punched some twat out I realised I was seeing something I’d seen so many times in the crowds last summer: uninhibited, drunken violence.

“Bond might wear a tuxedo instead of Stone Island but at heart he’s just like any Oasis fan: likes birds, fancies himself in a sports car, loves a ruck when shitfaced. Essential British qualities.”

Following the recording of the song, producers are reportedly scouring Wigan, Huddersfield and Scunthorpe to find a Bond who puts curry sauce on his chips and likes a pie.