Thu 21st May 2026 at 7:45pm ends 10:15pm

The Comrades Club Coulsdon, Brighton Road, Coulsdon, UK - Map

Stand-Up Comedy, Observational, Adult, One-Liner, Storytelling


House of Stand Up presents:

HOUSE OF STAND UP PRESENTS COULSDON COMEDY ft MARKUS BIRDMAN & FRIENDS

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HOUSE OF STAND UP PRESENTS COULSDON COMEDY
STARRING 
AWARD-WINNING COMEDIAN & TV PERSONALITY
MARKUS BIRDMAN 

Markus Birdman is an award-winning stand-up comedian, writer and actor, widely regarded as one of the sharpest joke-smiths on the UK comedy circuit. A finalist in Britain’s Got Talent and a winner of multiple British Comedy Awards, Markus is known for his fearless punchlines, perfectly crafted gags and razor-edged observations. He is a regular at top comedy clubs across the UK and internationally, with TV credits including Comedy Central, ITV and BBC Radio. Markus Birdman’s confident delivery and relentless laugh rate make him a firm favourite with live audiences and a standout headliner at Coulsdon Comedy.

As always there's a great supporting lineup .

Paddy Lennox
Polished, engaging stand-up from a highly experienced UK circuit favourite.

Les Keen (MC)
Professional MC with quick wit, big energy and expert crowd control.

Chester Constable
Rising comedy talent bringing sharp observations and confident delivery.

Malinda Mukuma
Fast-rising comedian with bold punchlines and fresh, high-energy stand-up.

COMEDY STARTS - 7:45pm 
DOORS/BAR OPENS - 5.45pm
FULLY LICENSED BAR 
You might be required to show proof of age Photo ID.

All tickets are sold subject to availability 

Book Early - Limited Availability!
For more information visit
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

Show contains adult humour so be prepared for some naughty jokes and strong language. All acts are subject to change without notice.
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Line Up:
Markus Birdman
Paddy Lennox
Les Keen (MC)
Malinda Mukuma
Chester Constable

Age Restrictions:
18+

Wheelchair accessible

Other Information:

Doors/Bar Open at 6:00pm. Comedy starts at 7:45pm. Seating is unreserved. We work on a strictly first come first served basis, we recommend customers arrive as early as possible to get the best seats. Line-up subject to change, unfortunately we are unable to provide refunds. See FAQs on our website.

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Reviews for previous House of Stand Up events

Andy E reviewed HOUSE OF STAND UP PRESENTS COULSDON COMEDY CHRISTMAS SHOW ft SLIM which happened on 7:45pm on Thu 19th Dec 2024.
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Review left at 4:02pm on Fri 20th Dec 2024

Katrina Marie H reviewed HOUSE OF STAND UP PRESENTS CATERHAM COMEDY CHRISTMAS SHOW ft BEN NORRIS & FRIENDS which happened on 8:00pm on Fri 6th Dec 2024.

Fun evening, great comedians and excellent value. Is there something you can do about the annoying hecklers?

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Review left at 11:54am on Mon 9th Dec 2024

Guy S reviewed HOUSE OF STAND UP PRESENTS CATERHAM COMEDY CHRISTMAS SHOW ft BEN NORRIS & FRIENDS which happened on 8:00pm on Fri 6th Dec 2024.
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Review left at 12:50pm on Sun 8th Dec 2024

Christine D reviewed HOUSE OF STAND UP PRESENTS CATERHAM COMEDY CHRISTMAS SHOW ft BEN NORRIS & FRIENDS which happened on 8:00pm on Fri 6th Dec 2024.

Ollie seemed very nervous and maybe used the wrong content for this audience in our opinion.

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Review left at 11:18pm on Sat 7th Dec 2024

Barbara P reviewed HOUSE OF STAND UP PRESENTS CATERHAM COMEDY CHRISTMAS SHOW ft BEN NORRIS & FRIENDS which happened on 8:00pm on Fri 6th Dec 2024.

Notcreally thoroughly enjoyed Thanknyou

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Review left at 4:53pm on Sat 7th Dec 2024

Spencer H reviewed HOUSE OF STAND UP PRESENTS LOU CONRAN TANGENT TOUR 2024 which happened on 7:30pm on Tue 26th Nov 2024.

What a great night. I had never seen Lou Conran do a complete set before, I had only seen her MC comedy clubs. I had heard she was brilliant as Tour Support for Sarah Millican so I travelled to Kent from Surrey as it was the closest venue to where I live. I was not disappointed. Lou was excellent and so was her own support act Eddy Brimson. My jaw was still aching the next day from laughing so much. The venue itself was great, friendly staff and very reasonable drinks. Spoke to the promoter who was extremely helpful and a bit of a character, he told me they run a regular comedy night once a month, I will definitely be back. Even the guy checking tickets (who I was told normally works at a different club for the promoter but was there due to the high demand for the show) was extremely funny and was bantering with the incoming crowd and would not have been put of place on the stage himself. My advice to anyone who is interested in seeing Lou Conran live is go and do it, you will not be disappointed, one of the funniest shows I have seen in a long time. Also if you go to the House of Stand Up, book early, inwas lucky to get some of the last remaining tickets. Highly recommended.

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Review left at 9:18am on Thu 28th Nov 2024

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