Thu 21st May 2026 at 7:45pm ends 10:15pm
The Comrades Club Coulsdon, Brighton Road, Coulsdon, UK - Map
Stand-Up Comedy, Observational, Adult, One-Liner, Storytelling
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AWARD-WINNING COMEDIAN & TV PERSONALITY
MARKUS BIRDMAN
Markus Birdman is an award-winning stand-up comedian, writer and actor, widely regarded as one of the sharpest joke-smiths on the UK comedy circuit. A finalist in Britain’s Got Talent and a winner of multiple British Comedy Awards, Markus is known for his fearless punchlines, perfectly crafted gags and razor-edged observations. He is a regular at top comedy clubs across the UK and internationally, with TV credits including Comedy Central, ITV and BBC Radio. Markus Birdman’s confident delivery and relentless laugh rate make him a firm favourite with live audiences and a standout headliner at Coulsdon Comedy.
As always there's a great supporting lineup .
Paddy Lennox
Polished, engaging stand-up from a highly experienced UK circuit favourite.
Les Keen (MC)
Professional MC with quick wit, big energy and expert crowd control.
Chester Constable
Rising comedy talent bringing sharp observations and confident delivery.
Malinda Mukuma
Fast-rising comedian with bold punchlines and fresh, high-energy stand-up.
COMEDY STARTS - 7:45pm
DOORS/BAR OPENS - 5.45pm
FULLY LICENSED BAR
You might be required to show proof of age Photo ID.
All tickets are sold subject to availability
Book Early - Limited Availability!
For more information visit
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
Show contains adult humour so be prepared for some naughty jokes and strong language. All acts are subject to change without notice.
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Line Up:
Markus Birdman
Paddy Lennox
Les Keen (MC)
Malinda Mukuma
Chester Constable
Age Restrictions:
18+
Wheelchair accessible
Other Information:
Doors/Bar Open at 6:00pm. Comedy starts at 7:45pm. Seating is unreserved. We work on a strictly first come first served basis, we recommend customers arrive as early as possible to get the best seats. Line-up subject to change, unfortunately we are unable to provide refunds. See FAQs on our website.
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Amazing night. Venue was buzzing. 4 great acts and at a bargain.
Review left at 7:01pm on Tue 5th Sep 2023
A disappointing evening. We very much enjoy comedy, and thought it would be nice to go to a comedy show locally rather than in London. I very quickly remembered why I go to London normally. Some comedians were decent, especially Ollie Fox, but the headliner Jeff Innocent was poor, and the MC simply should not be working the comedy circuit in this day and age - awful.
Review left at 3:41pm on Mon 4th Sep 2023
Review left at 3:57pm on Sun 3rd Sep 2023
Highly recommend. Great varied comedy
Review left at 7:30pm on Sat 2nd Sep 2023
A fantastic, funny evening. The best I have been to
Review left at 5:29pm on Sat 2nd Sep 2023
Seats were a bit cramped together, not much leg room. Venue as a whole is old so as you expect facilities are tired, ladies loo down lots of stairs, no hot water. Actual comedy was fantastic, three of four acts and compere were very funny. Will come again and maybe try Coulsdon next time.
Review left at 5:02pm on Sat 2nd Sep 2023