If Chris Rea wished to be known for his other work, he chose an inopportune time to leave us

Twelve obsessive Christmas details to get right or you've failed as a mother and a woman

M&S offers glimpse of middle-class hell

Labour to outlaw traditional boiling lobster hunts

Fa-La-La-Laughs To Help You Through The Holidays

Jesus wants to have a quiet one for his birthday this year

Report: millions of women just letting men put gross willies in them

Without a James Bond, a Doctor Who, Strictly presenters and a prime minister, Britain is defenceless

'Go on, it's Christmas!' says woman treating herself to affair

This week in Mash History: Prince Albert is given an intimate piercing voucher for Christmas, 1860

Brooklyn Beckham 'an ungrateful little shit'

English Parents Decide It’s Time To Tell Their Kids That Bazball Isn’t Real

Worst part of Christmas in London is singing chimney sweeps on every corner

Kelly LeBrock, and other sex symbols who appeared only in the most awful of films

If you are not already in a 22-mile tailback on the M5, you have missed Christmas

Awkwardly tapping the wrong bit of the contactless card reader to stay, say banks

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Christmas: as a wise man once said, stick it up your bollocks

Medium-sized potato tops Christmas toy charts

'This'll do' say Wills and Kate, approving spring-themed Christmas card

Trump Condemns Virgin Mary for Taking Tylenol During Pregnancy

Howard Reassures Australians That No Matter How Divided We Feel in This Moment, He Can Always Divide Us More

Nigella: At My Table, and other Christmas TV that would be improved by tasteful nudity

Woman in 30s freaked out as everyone else starts looking like their parents

How marvellous it is that the Erasmus scheme is back, for it is how I first got laid

'Telling your boss to f**k off sounds so cool and inspiring!' Your worst ideas validated by ChatGPT

We visit George Clooney's luxury lakeside Italian villa without being invited

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