A multi-million dollar documentary about Melania Trump, the woman fortunate enough to be the wife of President Trump, has been released. Here’s our review:

Sometimes, your libido is triggered by the unexpected. If you find yourself oddly captivated by the likes of Eva Braun or fantasize about Imelda Marcos' shoe collection, this film might be for you.

The documentary, titled Melania, is not particularly concerned with facts. It follows the first lady through her husband's inauguration and return to the White House, directed by someone with a controversial past.

Given Melania's tendency to avoid her husband and her lack of an official role, the film is a tough watch, nearly resembling a highbrow arthouse piece despised by MAGA supporters.

However, for those intrigued by the allure of evil, it offers a mesmerizing experience with numerous outfits and posing, alongside a carefree disregard for political correctness.

If you enjoy the thrill of an empty cinema, this film provides the opportunity to indulge in private fantasies reminiscent of a 1972 Times Square cinema experience.

The film concludes with a dramatic inaugural ball, akin to the Nuremberg trials set to music. Special thanks to Cineworld for accommodating with a generously sized popcorn bucket.

Verdict: Five stars if you're inclined towards the dark side; otherwise, none.