Five gifts from AI that show it doesn't know the real you

YOU thought AI understood you and knew your likes and dislikes. But your faith in your new digital best friend was shaken when it got you these gifts:

StairMaster

AI knows you live on the ground floor, use lifts, and have a questionable exercise routine, so it decided to gift you a StairMaster. Perhaps it's time to fake a more active lifestyle online – maybe strap your phone to your cat and let AI think you're on a nightly quest for love!

Camping in the Scottish Highlands

Because you once fibbed about loving the outdoors for your dating profile, AI now thinks you dream of a week in the chilly Cairngorms. Clearly, it missed those Instagram posts of you pretending to have fun in European capitals with friends you barely remember.

Hello Fresh membership

AI seems to suggest you're not quite the chef, given your frequent Deliveroo orders. But you're busy catching up on all those seasons of The Walking Dead, so who has time to cook? Maybe you'll try it for the Instaworthy meal fail pics!

Dolls’ house

Scrolling Zoopla doesn't mean you have an obsession with tiny homes! But who knows, maybe a Victorian dollhouse tea party is just what your imaginary social life needs.

Lovehoney selection box

AI's attempt to spice things up with a box of sex toys might be the most awkward gift yet. If you're single, maybe you can use them for a game of hoopla instead. Cheers, AI!

Source: The Daily Mash (UK)

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